Jim McKrell

as Eagle Pennell

as Lance Harper

as Game Show Moderator

as Dean Stockwell

as Howard

as Internal Affairs Detective

as Bill

as (segment "Take My Life...Please!")

as Guy Corbin

as Vice Principal Rusty Thorne

as Plastic Surgeon (as Jim MacKrell)

as Josh Turner

as TV Commentator

as Lew Landers (WDHB-TV reporter)

as Voice Over Announcer

as Larry Hertzog

as Mandy's Dad

as Drew

as Newsman

as Lew Landers

as Gloria's Secret Service Agent #2

as Bruce Manson

as The Passenger

as Clay

as Bud McNair

as Charlie Wilson

as Russell

as Lacey Party Guest

as Self

as Self

as Agent Kirby

as Agent Larry Robertson