Pam Ferris

as Elspeth

as Marie

as Mrs. Faulkner

as Queen Victoria

as Self

as Grandma (voice)

as Mrs Bennett / Aunty Betty (voice)

as Mrs. Claus (voice)

as Mrs. Bevan

as Mrs. Bradley

as Sister Evangelina

as Matron Rutty (voice)

as Deborah

as Baba

as Doochey

as Mrs. Bevan

as Genia's mother

as Vera

as Mrs. General

as Mrs. Violet Shenton

as Avril

as Cath Smith

as Alice Bird

as Grace Poole

as Miriam

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Self (archive footage)

as Elspeth McGillicuddy

as Miss Trimble

as Mrs Goatsplitter

as Marge Dursley

as Laura Thyme

as Lolita

as Mum

as Mrs. Snow

as Marion

as Marion Eustace

as Tommy Cotter

as Denise Williams

as Mrs. Squeers

as Bessie

as Mrs. Grose

as Mrs. Collins

as Henrietta Boffin

as Peggy Snow

as Liz Tomlin

as Mrs Markham

as Agatha Trunchbull

as Woman

as Alice Hartley

as Aunt Pettitoes (voice)

as Pat Trethowan

as Eleanor Ramsay

as Aunt Pettitoes (voice)

as Mrs Bryant

as Mad Marion

as Mrs Bryant

as Ma Larkin

as Mrs. White

as Magdalen Parry

as Mrs Arkwright

as Brenda

as Brenda

as Ms Crabbe

as Linda

as Charlie

as Marian Blake

as Nesta

as Alice Hartley

as Mrs. Smeth

as Mavis

as Dorothy

as Anne Bailey

as Puck / Faerie