Geoffrey Rush

as Dr. Daniels

as Captain Barbossa (voice)

as Stefan Mortensen

as Mike 'Storm Boy' Kingley

as Alberto Giacometti

as Hector Barbossa

as Albert Einstein

as Self

as Ra

as Henry

as Barry

as Narrator (voice)

as Narrator (voice)

as Oak Tree

as Hans Hubermann

as Himself - Narrator

as Virgil Oldman

as Narrator / Talking Bird

as (archive footage)

as Basil Hunter

as Tomar-Re (voice)

as Hector Barbossa

as Ron

as Lionel Logue

as Ezylryb (voice)

as Narrator (voice)

as Father Benedictus

as Angel (voice)

as Narrator (Australian version) (voice)

as Sir Francis Walsingham

as Nigel (voice) (archive footage)

as Barbossa

as Self

as Captain Hector Barbossa

as Self

as Casper

as Ephraim

as Peter Sellers

as Self - Guest

as Narrator (voice)

as Donovan Donaly

as Barbossa

as Nigel (voice)

as Superintendent Francis Hare

as Harold Fingleton

as Self

as Harry Plummer

as Leon Trotsky

as Self

as Geoff

as Self - Guest

as John Knox

as Harry Pendel

as Bunyip Bluegum (voice)

as Marquis de Sade

as Stephen Price

as Casanova Frankenstein

as Philip Henslowe

as Sir Francis Walsingham

as Javert

as Godfrey Usher

as Narrator (voice)

as Self

as Harry Chisholm (segment 'Bonus Mileage')

as Zachary Welch

as Harry Chisholm

as David as an adult

as Bill Wyatt

as Dave Rudd

as Sir Andrew Aguecheek

as Floor Manager

as Self

as Groucho Marx

as Bob Castlehead

as Dr. Lance Pickering