Timothy Simons

as George Willis

as Self

as Marty Muggle-Wump (voice)

as DEA Dispatcher (voice)

as Lawyer (voice)

as Test Subject 3 (voice)

as Sasha Roklov

as (voice)

as Self

as Tantalus

as Emerson

as Leon Alexander

as Frank

as Abraham Lincoln

as Self - Contestant

as Dr. Collins

as Self

as Pat Montgomery

as Bret

as Jim Felps

as Hunter

as Flat Earth Leader (voice)

as Drew Pickles (voice)

as Mall Security Ed

as Father Murphy

as Frederick Law Olmsted

as Mr. Starnes / The Eagle

as Self

as Jeremy

as Cliff Dawkins

as Butcher Boy (voice)

as Jack

as Huginn (voice)

as Dominic

as Xenu

as Self

as Self

as Commander Bell

as Steve Turner

as Whitman

as Stephan

as Jackson

as Yoga Couple

as Officer Stevens

as Self

as Butler

as Malcolm

as Agent Borderline

as Marx

as Self

as Dayton

as Jonah Ryan

as Tall Guy

as TSA Agent (voice)

as Self - Guest

as Porter (voice)