Jay Johnston

as George

as Stanley Goodman (voice)

as Self (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Ad Man 4

as Various Characters

as Rick (voice)

as Don Wachtell

as Mr. Goodman (voice)

as Coldstone Creamery Employee (voice)

as Rodney

as Kline

as Jimmy Pesto (voice)

as Stewart Lawrence (voice)

as Carl

as Police Officer

as Ranger

as Captain Beach-House

as Jasper Beltsmell

as Whale Trainer

as Officer Jay McPherson

as Gang Member

as Coach Stopframe / Miss Censordoll / Sal Figurelli (voice)

as Waiter

as Computer Nerd

as Eyewitness News Member

as Eyewitness News Member

as Officer Taylor

as FBI Agent

as Agent Penrose

as Guy Suave

as Rex

as Agent

as Roadie

as Young Cop

as Chainsaw

as Soldier

as Mustachioed Cop

as Jeremy

as Ed

as Charles

as TV Weatherman

as Cab Driver

as FBI Agent

as Exterminator

as Big John

as Various

as Transition Guy