Zack Ward

as Johnny

as Alexei

as Self

as Kenny Cobra

as Lou Smith

as Scut Farkus

as Jean

as Dave Scouvel

as Dave

as Desmond Packard

as Aaron

as David Briggs

as Zack

as Thurston (voice)

as Nathan

as Harold

as Alex

as Lt. Dante

as Will

as Chris McCulluch

as Mike

as Mark

as Amy's boss

as Self - Interviewee

as Roger

as Scott Dunbar

as Sirus Caldwell

as Rob

as Billy Murphy

as Stoner Todd (segment "Pennies")

as Self

as Red

as Keith Geary

as Leo

as Nickels

as Zone

as Jordan Strider

as Whit Naylor

as Xavier

as The Weatherman

as Wells

as Self

as Postal Dude

as Billy the Kid

as Earl

as First Sergeant Donnelly

as Alex Green

as Stoner Todd

as Nate Folds

as Davy Mara

as Lindstrom

as Self

as Marc Silverman

as Nicholai Ginovaef

as Lenny

as Hotel Desk Clerk

as August

as Billy Krieg

as Bobby Davis

as Powder Kent

as Howie Tibbadoe

as Clyde Novak

as Thin Man in Black

as Chad

as FBI Agent Blair

as Eric

as Billy

as Steve Card

as The Legendary Red Dog

as Mike

as Dave Scoville

as Rick Rothman

as Charles Higgins

as Stan Atkins

as Sirk / Kevin Casey

as Billy Mustard

as Manhattan's Neighbor

as D.C.

as Skinhead

as A.J.

as Reed / Little Joshua

as Theodore Reed / Little Joshua

as Orange Glasses Man

as Dusty Richards

as Cooper

as Curtis Dastuge

as Link

as Gerald Thomas

as Kirby

as Ted

as Kyle

as Ross Hansen

as Crup

as Jerry 'Mad Dog' Sullivan

as Seth Sandruff

as Greg Mazzey

as Moody Spurgeon

as Scut Farkus