Greg Malone

as archive footage

as Surgeon

as House (voice)

as House

as Henry Sutton

as George Horowitz

as Mr. Shannon

as Clyde

as Innkeeper

as Mr. Hill

as Glenn

as Finn

as Grande Dame

as Joe Vernon

as Self

as A.M. Klein (Minuet)

as Buster Bartlett

as Self

as Sir Richard Squires

as Cardinal Vignetti

as Mad Man Morrison

as Vasily Bogdanovittch Shagoff

as Dug