Doon Mackichan

as Goose / Cow / Bee / Snail (voice)

as Self

as Pippa

as Queen (voice)

as Brooke Hooberman

as Jane Plough

as Jane Plough / Brooke Hooberman

as Narrator

as Michael

as Miguel

as Victoria

as Sarah

as Emily Valentine

as Sandy Burstead

as Barbara

as Herself

as Feste

as Caroline

as Cathy

as Narrator (voice)

as Lady Elizabeth Kyston

as Narrator (voice)

as Cathy

as Jane Plough

as Catherine Howard

as Delilah

as Statue of Liberty

as Flavia

as Self

as Selina

as Jacqui

as Self - Contestant

as Patricia

as Louise Marlowe

as Self

as Diana

as Cherie Blair

as Narrator

as Her Preposterous Voice

as Sandra Barnes

as Dwyfuc

as Gillian Withall

as Self

as Self

as Faith

as Tara Adair

as Galadriel

as Kirsten

as Deirdre

as Self

as Various Characters

as Self

as Sophronia Lammle

as Victoria Lender

as Jenny

as Accelorata Jengold

as Dekadeeka Dekkadade / Rubeglia Palliativa

as Woman on 'Fadanoid'

as Newsreader

as Debra

as Shona McGough

as Wanda Harvey

as Collaterlie Sisters

as Lucille Bromley

as Daisy / Zapping Space Rat

as Journalist

as Nurse

as Barbara

as Nurse

as Self