Mike O'Connell

as Dave the Tech Deputy

as Stu

as Anchor Man / Arena Announcer / Man's Voice on Phone (voice)

as Anchor Man (voice)

as Teddy Roosevelt

as Valentine

as Captain

as Rob

as Lazlo Spacefish / Sea L. Man / Stephan

as Rory

as MySpace Escort

as Grace

as K. Roth Binew

as Shore Patrol

as Self