Mark Benninghoffen

as The Narrator

as Cuttlefish (voice)

as Annoying Customer

as BIA Official Bryan Walker

as Ben

as Rick

as John Stevens

as Ticket Customer

as Richard

as David

as Lance the Wonder Pup (voice)

as Morton

as Trent

as Robert Lawrence

as Martin Yakobowsky

as Elliott Barkley

as Video Store Clerk

as Nathan