Michael C. Mahon

as Booking Sergeant

as Joshua

as Driver

as Teacher

as Altox

as Peterson

as Braddock

as Santa Claus

as Rachel's Doctor

as Reporter 1

as Coach Burdette

as Citz Hall Reporter

as Doug

as Billy Joe Lee

as Detective Smith

as Field Coach

as Grumpy Man

as Officer James Gilmore

as Detective Greenberg

as Ben Wilcox

as Greg Randalls

as Carl Traynor

as Mike

as Mr. Rogers

as Mr. Baker (segment "Precious")

as Adam Thompson

as Jack

as Donald Kirby (as Michael Mahon)

as Sidekick

as Clean Cut

as Joe

as Detective Greenberg

as Barry McCarthy

as Brian

as Security Guard

as Prisoner

as Will Carter

as Policeman #2

as Michael

as FBI Agent in Car

as Trader - Office

as Larry

as Hal

as Self