Scott Farley

as Lucian

as Jeff

as Antelope (voice)

as Nicholas

as Nicholas

as Alexei

as Phillip

as Henrik / Elf Reporter / Polish Coach / Reindeer 3 / Crowd Member 2 (voice)

as Dharma the Parrot (voice)

as Guardian Jeremiah

as Kazimir (voice)

as 50s Husband

as Corporal Ralph Craig

as Improviser #1

as Carlin Caterpillar

as Eli Goss

as Self