Paul Willson

as Paulie

as Self

as Mike Sweazy

as Winston Churchill

as Dr. Dwayne Sotter

as Mr. Biggles (voice)

as John Kennel (voice)

as Bill

as Paul Jenkins

as Professor Sharpe

as Officer Rodney

as Videographer

as Security Guy

as Guy at Blackjack Table

as Uncle Marty

as Mr. Detweiller (voice)

as Red

as 'Whistling' John Shaw

as Harry

as Benny Finch

as Officer Stan Zajac

as Coach Kloogie / Mr. Detweiler (voice)

as Mailman

as Attorney Conlin Barker

as Andy Portico

as Ed

as Bob Porter

as Lenny

as Sales Guy

as Drunk (Solly's Diner)

as Plant Owner

as Deputy Zajac

as Coach Kluge (voice)

as Ross Feinman

as Albert

as Sloopy

as Dr. Bernstein

as Loquar

as Councilman Peters

as Arthur Entous

as Beany

as Santa Claus

as Paul Krapence

as Ted

as Harrison Leeworth

as Bob Minkoff

as Frank

as Fred

as Possum Dave

as Cook

as Smith

as Mort the Guard

as Beany

as Howard the Florist / News Reporter #2 (voice)

as Percy

as Mr. Michaels

as Mr. Seeger

as Grimsdyke

as Stu

as Marty Adelstein

as Leonard Smith

as Ben Woods

as Dennis Taylor

as Pete

as Preacher

as Preacher

as Arthur Nivingston

as Various

as Hotel Desk Clerk

as T. V. Commentator

as Marvin Shriver

as Bill

as Various

as Walter Gibbs

as Dr. Schroder

as Man in Ticket Line

as Paul

as Paul Krapence

as Gregg

as Tom

as Abbey

as Patient

as Rob

as Danny

as Drunk

as Improvisation Group

as Tommy

as Guerilla Theatre Troupe