Paul Vogt

as Earnest

as Junior

as Horbalak Captain

as Mr. Harriman F. Spritzer

as Tiny

as Mr. Wigglesworth

as Pig Announcer (voice)

as Saul

as Shouting Sheldon

as Herb Duncan

as Buzz Offmann (voice)

as Floyd

as Mr. Dontzig

as Donna

as Additional Voices (voice)

as Aaron Mafrici

as Lord Crawley

as Twin

as Bob the Dog Catcher (as Paul C. Vogt)

as Paintball Sniper

as Paint Ball Sniper

as Fisherman

as Bogart Crowe

as Waiter

as Various

as Earl Pepper