Paul Dooley

as Ben

as Self – Interviewee (voice)

as Gramps

as Barber

as Mr. Rostalle

as Grandpa Jack

as Self

as Glen

as Sarge (voice)

as Lou 'The Bull' Devine

as Ronnie

as Mort

as Mr. Fancy

as Sarge (voice)

as Martin

as The Old Man

as The Foreman (voice)

as Sarge (voice)

as Sarge (voice)

as Earl Hudson

as Sarge (voice)

as Ralph

as Ralph

as Hank

as Bearded Man aka Santa

as Rocky

as Murray

as Father Whiteleather

as Hot Dog Vendor

as Grandpa Ben

as Himself

as Eleanor's Father

as Sherm

as Abe Nussbaum

as Mr. Spritzer

as Self

as Paper Badge Sergeant

as Sarge (voice)

as Sarge (voice)

as Mr. Bernthal

as Mayor Don Vaughn

as Dr. Walter Tapley

as (voice)

as Grandpa Donald

as Addison Prudy

as Judge Wendel Donahue

as Warden

as Reverend Ben Goodwin

as George

as Dean Duaney

as George Menschell

as Chief Nyback

as Larry

as Hank the Janitor/Mall Santa

as Paul

as Stan Coffman

as Hank

as Hank Luckinbill

as Cheryl's Father

as Bill Ryan

as Buddy Ween

as Self

as The Judge

as Father Conlin

as Walter

as Walter Carpenter

as Jack Albert

as Earl Schimmel

as Bill Ridley

as Mr. Lerner

as Coach Buck

as Leo Amerson

as Judge Harper

as Nicholas Engblume

as Father Norton

as Bud Chapman

as Judge Philip Swackheim

as UFO Abductee

as Joe Bangs

as McGinty

as Ralphie

as Red

as Polo

as Emmett Davis

as Mel

as Ed Dutton

as Jerry Briggs

as Senator Thatch

as Henry Lewis

as Walter McTeague

as Chuck Wood

as Thomas Kelsey

as Stan (voice)

as Jim Anderson

as John Shirley

as Herb Tolliver

as Tupperware Salesman

as Big Chuck

as Richard

as Chester Caruso

as Sid Wiggins

as Enabran Tain

as Asst. Dist. Atty. Robert Norrell

as Gus Stemple

as Father Michael (voice)

as Paul Dooley

as Owen Cheese

as Hal Roach

as Twittenham

as Doc

as Mickey Tupper

as Stark

as Ben McKenna

as Randolph (segment "Forever Ambergris")

as Robert McFarlane

as Horace Van Dam

as Father Freddie

as Gil Hutchinson

as John Buxton

as Pops

as William Burns

as Randall Schwab

as Whizzer

as Karl Bullen

as George Noozel

as Roy Crane

as Isaac Q. Newton

as George Corliss

as Don Liddle

as Chester Caruso

as Jim Baker

as Father

as Museum Security Guard

as Dr. Ted

as Claude Elsinore

as Grubbins

as Kendall

as The Miller

as Father

as The Miller

as Joe Hiatt

as Detective

as Detective

as Kurt

as Ames Prescott

as Wimpy

as Dr. Gil Gainey

as Simon Peterfreund

as Ray Stoller

as Alex Theodopoulos

as Snooks Brenner

as (segment "Lost & Found") (voice)

as Gazooks (voice)

as Hyannisport Announcer

as Salesman

as Cop at Hospital (uncredited)

as Doctor

as Statue of Liberty Guard

as (voice)

as Day Desk Clerk at Hotel

as Vic

as Hanlon

as Ted K. Worrie

as Photographer

as Self

as Norman Pasco

as Burgess