Foster Brooks

as Self - Roastee (archive footage)

as Doc (Townsman)

as Jackie Clark

as Igor

as Self

as Stoneheart / Fossil Lord (voice)

as Roland Cardwell

as (voice)

as Simon Thane

as Fisherman #1

as Hardy Bassett

as Manny, The Great Mandrell

as Self

as The Pilot

as Self

as Rainey

as Bank Clerk

as Edgar

as Miles Sternhagen

as Self

as Frank 'Spider' Randall

as Carriage Driver

as Self

as Drunk Gambler

as Dale Abee

as Self

as Darryl Everson

as Self

as Willy Cooper

as Will Jackson

as David Benton Miller

as Man

as Citizen

as Mr. Allen

as Harry Sachs

as George Selfridge

as Drunk

as Judge

as Drunk

as Passenger

as 1st Man

as Conventioneer

as Englishman

as Major

as Drunk

as Farmer #1

as Charlie Williams

as Stranger

as The Admiral

as Robert Andrews

as Self

as Self

as Fiddlin Sam Dingle

as Man

as (voice)

as Self - Co-Host

as Self - Guest

as Judge Rogers

as Judge

as Ed

as Sporting Gentleman

as Self