Ernie Grunwald

as Mr. Kafkaman

as Vice Principal

as Lazlo

as Noah

as Walter

as Leon

as Zanko

as Larry

as Clark

as Gregor

as Milton Howard

as Laboratory Worker #2

as Daryl Rhodes

as Loan Officer

as Wild Bill

as Donny Leberman

as Ed

as Salesman

as Pierre

as Santa Fred Spivak

as Barnes

as Penguin

as Gary Rubin

as Mr. Forgess

as Jukebox Guy

as Clinician

as Prospective Buyer

as Charlie Graham

as Lineup Man

as Vampire Manager

as Young Postal Employee

as Vigil Guy

as Benjamin

as Lester Martin

as Customs Officer

as Waiter

as Paul

as Pizza Guy

as Ken Hayashi / Mitchell / Bookstore Cashier (voice)

as (voice)

as Harvey

as Harry Butkis

as V.P.

as Morgue Attendant

as Tom Gordon

as Morris Dobbs