Ed O'Neill

as Doug Standish

as Donald Sterling

as Self

as Dale

as Self

as Self

as Burt

as Mr. Litwak (voice)

as Bob Garrity

as Hank (voice)

as Narrator

as Hank (voice)

as Self

as Ed O'Neill

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Mr. Litwak (voice)

as Self

as Self

as Orson (voice)

as Riff (voice)

as Narrator

as Chief Justice

as Grandpa (voice)

as Jay Pritchett

as Hunter's Father (voice)

as Hollywood Producer

as Bill Jacks

as Brock Manley

as William Partch

as Self

as Burch

as Self

as Lt. Joe Friday

as Self

as Joe Friday

as Self

as Matt

as Michael Mooney

as Norman Pinkney

as Dick Simmons

as Relish the Troll King

as Detective Paulie Sellitto

as Eric Baker

as Bud Swanson (voice)

as FBI Team Leader

as Bill Dellinger

as Dr. Monochian

as Kevin O'Shea

as Ed

as Glen

as Self

as Glen

as Dutch Dooley

as Jimmy O'Meara

as Max Crandall

as Wilbur Meany

as Lt. Amos

as Al Bundy

as Brannigan

as George Denver

as Sgt. Stanley Bivens

as Sgt. Stanley Bevins

as Hank

as Al Bundy

as Whitey Wyshner

as Popeye Doyle

as Doctor

as Danny Buckner

as Dan Colson

as Arthur Lawson / Artie Rollins

as Mack Sher

as Det. Jay Brennan

as Self

as Terry

as Det. Schreiber

as Self - Host

as Lenny

as Buzz