George Gobel

as Humpty Dumpty (voice)

as Gnat

as Preacher

as Bergman

as Dr. Farrington

as Self

as Mayor Otis Harper Jr.

as Mayor Otis Harper, Jr.

as Ghost (voice)

as Narrator (voice)

as Captain Taylor

as Hallway Man

as The President of the U.S.

as The Professor

as Harrison Harper

as Drunk

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Father Mouse (voice)

as Dingo

as Albert Berry

as Self

as Self

as Self (uncredited)

as Self

as Self

as Self - Cameo

as Henry Terkel

as Francis Clover

as Self

as Self

as Self (archive footage)

as Self

as Self - Co-Host

as George Gobel

as Drifter

as Marshall "Mickey" Briggs

as Self

as Horace Best

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Self - Comedian

as George "Hotsy" Hamilton

as Host

as Eddie Miller

as Elroy Morgan

as Ben Cagey

as Tooloose Latrec

as Mr. Winkle

as Dr. Stroodel

as Richard Cornwall III

as George Goodbody

as Christopher Columbus

as Egbert

as Horace

as Alexander Ragtime / Jed Dinglejumper

as George Gobel

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self