James Bachman

as Ralph Wilkes

as Bruce

as Sixth Geographer

as Tony MacDonald

as Gill Wembley

as Max Buchanan

as Various

as Various

as John

as Jersey Taxi Driver

as Various Characters

as Self

as Alistair

as Jeff

as Lallakkiss #1

as Other Corpse

as Various Characters

as Colin

as Role Playing Guy

as Rev Hugh Chater

as Rev Hugh Chater (uncredited)