David Schneider

as Celebrity Tour Guide

as Himself

as Self

as Self - Presenter

as Agorix

as Scarlett Morgan (voice)

as Self

as General (voice)

as Soggy Sid

as Monty

as Marcus Salter

as Derek

as Self

as Joe's Co-Passenger

as Tobia

as Kevin Andrews

as Man in porn film

as Tanner

as Todd

as Young Buck Reporter

as Scientist

as Self

as Self

as Relic Seller

as ABA Student

as Ian

as Neville

as Jay

as Tony Hayers

as Bradley Wilson

as Rat Club Comedian

as Train Engineer

as Doctor

as Big Red Book

as Tony Le Mesmer

as Clive Sealey

as Adrian Finch

as Clown Leader

as Police Sergeant

as Sylvester Stuart

as Kullich

as Ed Banger (uncredited)

as Ed Banger (uncredited)

as Ed Banger (uncredited)

as Ed Banger (uncredited)

as Stamford Hill Cowboy

as Judo Instructor

as Kullich

as Stamford Hill Cowboy

as čert

as Self