Ryan Sampson

as Mr. Collins

as Doctor Dislocation (voice)

as Glen

as Self - Guest

as Grumio

as Tom

as Dean / John / Phil / Ross / Simon / Tim

as Thomas "Tommo" Schaffner

as Edward Foreman

as Dudley Moore

as Various

as Stepan

as Private Angelo Maggio

as Waiter

as Thomas

as Grumio

as Shussi

as Rob

as Self

as Mark Lamb

as Alex Venables

as Luke Rattigan

as Marcus Edwards

as Paul Eyre