Abraham Benrubi

as Santa Claus

as Big Bill Cochrane

as Santa

as Samulan Freewalk

as Mr. Maxwell

as Big Mike

as Santa Claus

as Lonnie Redshirt (voice)

as Skookum Bench King

as Mr. McLeach (voice)

as Abe

as Detective Yarden

as Additional Voices (voice)

as Tree

as Chet Valincourt

as Mr. Pudel

as George 'Tiny' Myers

as Teacup

as Rodney Belk

as Billy

as General (voice)

as Mr. Bear

as Bartender

as Chief (voice)

as Santa Claus

as Big Roscoe Hammil

as Bar Owner

as Jimbo

as Street Thug (voice)

as DEA Agent Joe McKenzie

as Michael Spencer

as Garrett Kain

as Cyborg/ Kilowog / Appa Ali Apsa / Solomon Grundy (voice)

as Arlo

as Darth Vader / Owen Lars (voice)

as Bruno

as Silver Fox

as Sgt. JC Lightfoot

as Big Dave Duncan

as Coach Dewey

as Drill Instructor (voice)

as Orderly

as Citizen Dave

as Darth Vader / Owen Lars (voice)

as Erik

as Darth Vader (voice)

as Uncle the Pig (voice)

as Uncle The Fatter Pig(voice)

as Ben Jackson

as Max Gottleb

as Frank Fielding

as Willis McCullum

as Lou Steele

as Optimus Prime (voice)

as Todd (voice)

as Employee (voice)

as Abraham Benrubi

as Dennis

as Self

as Mose

as Hector

as Party Man

as Break

as Dr. Neil Bachman

as Spike

as Serge (voice)

as Geddy Paretti

as John Bollandine

as Vincent Konefke

as Biker #1

as Geoff Carmichael

as Thor

as Olaf

as Bubba

as Duckbone

as Roy

as Jerry Markovic

as Abe Ferguson

as Marine Guard

as Bud-Lite Kaminski

as Big Mike Raskin

as Rufus

as Rinny

as Rick

as Larry Kubiac

as Roy 'R.J.' Biggins Jr.

as Teenage Dan

as Jimmy

as Really Big Kid