J.C. Quinn

as Ivan McGhee

as Sgt. Tom Janks

as Harmon

as Bob

as Uncle Charlie

as Lone Customer

as Curtis

as Priest

as Minister

as Jimmy Tulin

as Louie

as Fred Bascomb

as Detective Stanley

as Clarence

as Burrows

as Bartender

as Self

as Jetty

as Jack Dunn

as Newman

as Harry Forbes

as Joe Porter

as Tibeats

as Jaworsky

as Waddle

as Papa Slovak

as Jack Dorrian

as Stanton

as Comedy Coach

as Arliss 'Sonny' Dawson

as Walter Boyett

as Dad

as Boss Cooley

as Security Guard

as Garth Ratliff

as Willy

as Mayotte

as Jim

as Slats

as Quartermaster Sgt.

as Duncan

as Boyd

as Sheriff

as Elmo

as Red Griswold

as D.E.A. Agent Harrison

as Texas Voice #1 (voice)

as Murphy

as Kevin McBane

as Curtis Schultz

as Shorter

as Wilbur Purdy

as Carmichael

as Mr. Patterson

as Jumper

as Simon

as Riverside Drive Man #4

as Barber

as Zack

as Eddie Quinn

as Luther

as Slats