Roger Morlidge

as Geoff Dixon

as Mr Greenwood

as Harry Timmis

as Bob Jones

as Phil

as Careers Officer

as Stagehand

as Launce

as Wardrobe Master

as Dr. Robert Latham

as Artificial Limbs Man

as Court Clerk

as Court Clerk

as Journalist

as Billy

as Inspector Roger Yarborough

as Martin Heald

as Geoff Bennett

as Police Constable

as Dr. Watson

as Dennis Tyldesley

as Construction Worker #2

as SOCO 2

as Private in Pub

as Fat Twat

as James Armitage

as PC Cochrane

as Maggot

as Fat Sea Captain

as Sergeant - Desert Train

as Ian

as 2nd Prison Officer

as The Drunk Executive

as DC Fine