Steve Oram

as Duri

as Blind Brian

as Jeff

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as Richard Hughes

as Frank

as Conductor

as Dr. Jim

as DS Clive Bottomly

as Gerald Hopkins

as Stuart Hoskins

as Mr Henry

as Jim

as Terry Keegan

as Steve

as Guy

as Gilbert

as Horace

as Daryl

as Terry

as Clive

as Mick

as Neil Quinn

as Eddie's dad

as Phil

as Kelly

as Mark

as John

as Phil

as Uncle Ian

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as DC Alex Grummit

as Brian

as Ryan Laughtner

as Joseph Solomon

as John Roebuck

as The Bosses

as Dead Body Double

as Smith

as Officer Rowe

as Professor Beckwith

as Man In Toilet #3

as Pirate Bill

as Nigel Lean

as Paddington Station Security Guard

as McNamara

as George

as Security Guard Kevin

as Various

as Sergeant Harris

as Andy

as Motorcycle Policeman

as Keith Taylor

as Journalist

as Daniel

as Ginger Goofball

as Chris

as Terry

as Dean Shanks

as Radio Reporter

as Forestry Man

as Bibby

as Man

as Dave the Builder

as Orderly

as Joseph Williamson

as DS Jack Tanner

as Blinky

as Security Guard (uncredited)

as Donni

as Marco

as Policeman

as Sound Engineer

as Policeman

as Nathan Tonev

as Duncan

as Phil