Alex Norton

as Self

as Male Dancer

as Self

as Tennant (CID)

as Self

as McAngus

as Self (archive footage)

as Gravelbeard (voice)

as Self

as Tulloch

as Kenny Collins

as Eric

as Self

as Self

as Eric

as Presenter

as Cameron Watt

as Additional Voices (voice)

as Butler / Baron McToff (voice)

as Self - Participant

as Captain Bellamy

as Gerard Findlay

as Napoleon Bonaparte

as Det Insp Hepburn

as Kenny Garnet

as DCS Wallace

as Bunnie Morris

as Hanson

as Tam

as General

as Alisdair Gilzean

as Lachlan Watt

as Malky 'Tissue' Mulhernen

as Factory Boss

as Bride's Father

as Duncan Soutar

as William Gimble

as William Grimble

as Harding

as Paul Ryan

as Dan Gibbons

as Haggis

as Chief of Police Ronnie Lamb

as Dennis Cooley

as Alfio

as Prosecuting Lawyer

as Harry

as Dr. Andreyev

as Zibelinsky

as Gordon Mackie

as Harold

as Stalin

as Detective Inspector

as Tommy

as The Conjuror

as Des Organ

as Lanternist, Sergeant Bell, Diorama Showman, Laughing Cavalier, Wollaston, Ranger, Tramp, Sea Captain, McCallum, Silhouettist, and Mad Photographer

as Hillcombe

as Murray McNally

as Malkie

as William Scott

as Trevor

as DCI Matt Burke

as McAngus, Duke of Argyll

as Watt

as Foreigner

as Acupuncturist

as Alec

as Captain William Cranstoun

as Cooper

as John

as Gibson

as Various

as Max Beerbohm

as Jerry's Mate