Earl Boen

as (voice)

as Mr. Bleakman (voice)

as Vlad (voice)

as Dr. Peter Silberman

as Gorilla (voice)

as Grandpa

as Grandfather (voice)

as Señor Senior Sr. (voice)

as Newsreel Announcer (voice)

as Santa Claus / Jay the Bear / Norman (voice)

as Simon Stagg (voice)

as Bearded Pig / Poacher (voice)

as Reverend Palliser

as Nick (voice)

as Dr. Knoll

as Paulson

as Judge Samuel Martin

as Bearded Pig / Poacher (voice)

as Fred

as Barry Bloom

as Captain Montecero (voice)

as Ben Franklin / John Hancock / Mr. Ross (voice)

as Rhino (voice)

as Ben Franklin / John Hancock / Mr. Ross (voice)

as Fingerprint Technician

as (voice) (archive footage)

as Dr. David Broadman

as Santa Claus (voice)

as Dr. Forbes (voice)

as Officer (voice) / Stage Coach Guard (voice)

as Kyle (voice)

as Santa Claus (voice)

as Michael Isaacs

as Marvin Goldblum

as Studio Physician

as General (voice)

as Commander General / Soda Jerk (voice)

as Commander Chief / Man #2 (voice)

as Principal / Announcer (voice)

as Earth (voice)

as Vice President Obsequious (voice)

as Santa (voice)

as Minnesota Red (voice)

as Red Skull (voice)

as Beyonder (voice)

as Marty Bailin

as Principal Bolander

as Mr. Schneider

as Monostatos

as Andre

as Hubert Warwell

as Dr. Eisendrath

as Minister

as Zeus (voice)

as Dr. Heller

as Kanifky (voice)

as Justice of the Peace

as Support Group Leader

as Bill Thurman

as Priest

as Principal Blumford

as Rhino (voice)

as Bob Randall

as Dr. Silberman

as Chemical Manufacturer

as Lugg Brother #1 (voice)

as Principal Gene Naylor

as Prof. Sutton

as Dr. Stein

as Dr. Kramer

as Dr. Garrett

as Ed

as Mr. Tweed

as Dr. Goodrich

as Magneto (voice)

as Euologist

as Mr. Clayton (segment "Dead Right")

as Drunk Man in Diner

as Clerk

as Butcher

as Reverend

as Mr. Palmer

as Pastor

as Nagilum (voice)

as Howard Sternhagen

as Taurus (voice)

as Dave

as Jack Mollins

as General Massey (voice)

as Warren

as Judge Walter L. Swanson

as Waiter

as Mr. Adams

as Sid

as Judge George Clayton

as Patrick Morrison

as Dr. Marlen

as Father Salerno

as Reverend

as Marshall

as Peter Reiger

as Henry

as Silberman

as Sgt. Howard Sternhagen

as Jim Peterson

as Mr. Green

as Byron Waldo

as Arnold Burger

as Dr. Boyarski

as Davis

as Dr. Felix Conrad

as Reverend Lloyd Meechum

as Walter Bromfield

as Lepidus

as Doctor (uncredited)

as Walter Lankau

as Mayor Dodds

as Len Bicksel

as Reggie Boynton

as Kenneth Fairbanks

as Troy Lippincottleman

as Ticketing Counter Attendant

as Ed Barker

as Judge Blake

as Madden

as Owen

as Hotel Clerk

as Herb Elman

as Mr. Perkins

as Dennis Hubner

as Nestor 1

as Contact

as Selmar

as Nose - Kline

as Phil

as Dr. Morgan

as Ike

as Vice-Cop

as Reverend Gilmore

as Col. Winkle's Aide

as A Pedant

as Judge Barnes

as Chaka

as Warren Gimble

as Myron

as D.A. Hepburn

as Eddie

as Frank Jennings

as Major Hatch

as Le Bret

as Denisovich

as Ralston (uncredited)

as Self - Narrator (voice)