Nigel Terry

as Self

as Self

as Jack

as George

as Lindsey

as Cobb

as Archeptolemus

as Sesame Esau

as Kenneth Noye

as Hugh Jackson

as Turnball

as Professor Stephen Curtis

as Dexter Berkowicz

as Svidrigailov

as Alan Jardeen

as Montholon

as Sam Jacobs

as Ted Bascombe

as Mr Boldwood

as Mr Boldwood

as Ellstrom

as King Louis XI

as Kepler

as Lawrence Vinter

as Byron de Goris

as (voice)

as Kostya

as Gabriel Piton

as sir Thomas Grey

as Roldan

as Roger Mortimer

as Lt Col Frank Crozier

as Master

as McDonna

as Abraham

as Eddie

as Narrator (voice)

as Denys Villiers

as Raymond Rudran

as Denny Davidson

as Caravaggio

as Zarathustra

as Railway Policeman

as Aden

as Michael / Greg

as Pistol

as King Arthur

as Assistant Disc Jockey (uncredited)

as John

as Nick

as Jacques

as Peter

as Generalov