Todd Louiso

as Canfield

as Smoky

as Keith

as Dr. Morgan

as Fibonucci

as Colin

as Scott

as Ariel Eklow

as Peter Hall

as Bob

as Marty

as Artie

as The Duke

as Dennis Sampson / Dennis Stewart

as John Jr.

as Director

as Eli

as Dr. Steven Price

as Ron Goode

as Bob Warden

as Dickie Ambrose (uncredited)

as Troy Sanborn

as Stewart Nozick

as Dave Pappas

as Mr. Smith

as Lyle Waznicki

as Abraham Lebow

as Ned Atkins

as Equipment Buyer

as Jason

as Dick

as Bob Harper

as Steve

as Little H.

as Chad the Nanny

as Marvin Isherwood

as FAO White

as Ophelia

as The Hacker (voice)

as Andy Sparks

as Johnny Wrath (voice)

as Jonathan

as Brian Doolan

as Trent Potter

as Levine

as Preppy Boy #1