Stark Sands

as Evan

as Don Graham

as Dash

as Self

as Troy Nelson

as Self (archive footage)

as Kenny McLaren

as Nathaniel Fick

as Soldier

as Bud Crain

as Gust

as Tino / Conservative #1 (voice)

as Williams (voice)

as Troy

as Evan Clark

as Tim

as Brad

as Grant Hillman

as Lance Sussman

as Henry

as Conor McNamara - 2026

as Will Davis

as Toby

as Bobby Frost

as Justin Hackeysack (voice)

as Chris Russel

as David