Roy Kinnear

as Self (archive footage)

as Algernon (archive footage)

as Talent Agent

as Mump (voice)

as Weller (archive footage)

as Planchet

as The Common Man

as Jack Splendide

as Balbi

as Mr Wickham

as Baron Hardup

as Brian McCarthy

as Dutch

as Eric Burke

as Funeral Director

as Cyril Small

as Commissionaire

as Arnold Bristow

as Narrator

as Kania

as Friar Tuck

as Bulk

as gardener

as Boris

as Boris

as Mr. Lloyd

as Cabbie

as English Eddie Hagedorn

as Self

as Various

as Henry

as Fishfingers

as Joe Jones

as Innkeeper

as Mr. Garnett, Caretaker

as Top

as Bidley

as Whaley

as Fat Charlie

as Mayor

as Ethelred

as Pipkin (voice)

as Selden the Axe Murderer

as Kasper

as Rupert Skern

as Self

as Keller

as Roderick Major

as Vogel

as Quincey

as Boldini

as Richard Burton

as Jerry

as Hoskins

as Roy Witty

as Moriarty's Assistant

as Superintendent Grubbs

as Hounslow Joe

as Benny U. Murdoch

as Frankie Little

as Sergeant

as Bishop of Paris

as Planchet

as Social Director Curtain

as Planchet

as Jerry

as Dan and Doris Cobbler

as Burgermeister Poppendick

as Purvis

as Cheshire Cat

as Marks

as Uncle Arthur

as Wally

as Holidaymaker

as Mr. Salt

as Henry Hunter

as Mr. Perkins

as Roscoe

as Professor Nuts

as Emperor

as 2nd Gentleman of Charity

as Roderick Major

as Prince Regent

as Weller

as Plastic Mac Man

as Sir Tunbelly Clumsey

as Mr Morris

as George Webley

as Hotel Chef (uncredited)

as Gentleman Next Door

as Clapper

as Verger

as Adam Scarr

as Fire Extinguisher Salesman

as Gladiator Instructor

as Lorry Driver

as Workmate

as Sid

as Algernon

as Monty Bartlett

as Stanley Blake

as Gravedigger

as Henry Liggott

as Shorty

as Mr. Bolt

as Bunting

as Fred Smith

as Lucky Dave

as Fred Gooding

as Narrator

as Mark Salmon

as Capt. Enderby

as Nectabanus

as Michael

as Best Man

as Oliver Strickland

as Happychap

as Quilby

as Bruce

as Douglas Maclntyre

as Bidley

as king