Bob Hoskins

as Angelo Giuseppe Roncalli - Juan XXIII

as Self (archive footage)

as Self (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Self - Mario Mario (archive footage)

as Muir

as Percy 'Smudge' Smith

as Self

as Smee

as Davey

as Albert Passingham

as Fezziwig / Old Joe (voice)

as Geppetto

as Geppetto

as Eddie Valiant (archive footage)

as Self

as The Baron

as Bill Nelson

as Damon Ira Chance

as Vince

as Jack

as Walter Lewis

as Badger

as Eddie Mannix

as Bob (Pigalle)

as Winston (voice)

as Paddy Gargan

as Himself

as Dr. Leon Patterson

as Vivian Van Damm

as Odin

as Bart

as Charlie Cassotto Maffia

as Sir Pitt Crawley

as Darius Paskevic

as Henry Bullard

as Angelo Roncalli / Pope John XXIII

as Angelo Roncalli / Giovanni XXIII

as Lionel Bloch

as Sharkey

as Prof. Challenger

as Professor Challenger

as Self

as Ray

as Nikita Khrushchev

as Joey

as Sancho Panza

as Manuel Noriega

as Micawber

as Joe Hilditch

as Steven Laws

as Self

as Jack Armistead

as Gerd Layton

as Brother Edgar

as Cesar Crevel

as Peter

as Alan Darcy

as Self

as Bob Hoskins

as Teddy (voice)

as Vartan Malt

as Verloc

as Frank Bailey

as J. Edgar Hoover

as Boris the Goose (voice)

as Male Model

as Teddy (voice)

as Self

as Winston Churchill

as Self

as De Flores

as Sidney, plumber's mate

as Coach Fuller

as Self - Guest

as Mario Mario

as Sam Garcia

as Johnny Scanlan

as Beria

as Gus Klein

as De Flores

as Narrator (voice)

as Louis Aubinard

as Smee

as Lou Landsky

as Jack Moony

as Redmond

as Self

as Self (uncredited)

as Darky

as Self

as Eddie Valiant

as James Madden

as Father Michael Da Costa

as The Secret Policeman (voice)

as George

as Stanley Gould

as Self - Audience Member (uncredited)

as Morrie Mendellsohn

as Benito Mussolini

as George

as Spoor

as Owney Madden

as Eddie Reed

as Inspector John Becker

as Colonel Perez

as Beggar

as Rock and Roll Manager

as Iago

as Narrator (voice)

as Robotham (voice)

as Harold Shand

as Arnie Cole

as Sheppey

as Narrator (Older College)

as C.S.M. Williams

as Arthur Parker

as Self

as Reg

as Reg

as Self

as Det. Sgt. Marble

as Sammy Draper

as Captain Kidd / Self

as Police Constable

as Big Mac

as Blake (Tom's Boss)

as George Dobbs

as The Sexton

as Woodbine

as Sammy Draper

as Foster

as Taxi driver

as Freddy Dean

as Johnny Palmer

as Charles 'Knocker' Grindley

as Knocker

as Recruiting Sergeant

as Eddie Wharton

as Woodbine

as Blake

as Taxi Driver

as Heavy

as Workman

as Self