Seth Gabel

as Mr. Brubaker

as Pastor Walter

as Walter Johnston

as Bartender Droid (voice)

as Liam Glasser

as Michele Besso

as Guillaume Apollinaire

as John Rice

as Luke

as Man

as Ryan

as Cotton Mather

as Himself

as Buddy Rovner

as Roderick Usher

as Lieutenant Danny Sefton

as The Count

as Brent

as Advisor

as Jerry's Friend #2

as Kissing Man

as Lincoln Lee

as Jeremy Darling

as Michael

as Nikolai Koslov

as Beau Van Hessche

as Adrian Moore

as Mike (uncredited)

as Harvard Student (uncredited)

as James Bass

as Mikhail Ominsky

as Gavin 'Rex' Layne

as Larry Colton

as Garrett Perle

as Sweet Young Sailor