Joan Sims

as Desiree Dubarry / Chloe Moore / Cora Flange (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Betty

as Self - Interviewee

as Aunt Hattie

as (Archive footage)

as Mrs. Umney

as Adele McCarthy

as Betsy Prig

as Harriet Coverly

as Mrs Nash

as Lady on Plane

as Daisy Potter

as Nurse / Mad Old Holy Witch (voice)

as Madge

as Cast - Ouija Board, Ouija Board

as Lady Daphne

as Susan

as Daisy Potter

as Self

as Queen Katryca

as Annie Begley

as Mrs. Thirkell

as Mrs. Thirkell

as Cat Burglar

as Self

as Clara

as Gloria du Bois

as Mrs. Ashworth

as Beryl

as 'Belle' Elmore (voice)

as Mrs. Bloomsbury-Barton

as Countess of Durham

as Mrs. Dangle

as Molly Peglar

as Various Characters (archive footage)

as Private Jennifer Ffoukes-Sharpe

as Fanny Pratt

as Emily

as Daphne Barnes

as Madame Olga

as Lady Isobel

as Lady Kate Houndsbotham

as Else

as Amelia Forbush

as Lady Guinevere

as Mrs MacFlute

as Dr. Janis Crunbitt

as Mrs Breeches

as Madame Desiree

as Virginia's Mother / Senna Pod / Bishop's Wife / Adelle / 6th Ballerina / Salvation Army Collector / Maid Marion / Traffic Warden.

as Connie Philpotts

as Birdie

as Lady Mainwaring-Brown

as Mrs Dawkins

as Miss Tipdale

as Lilian Beverly

as Maid / Lady Rhoda Cockhorse / Fiona's Mother / Madrigal Singer / Miss Esmerelda / Mephistopheles' Wife

as Cora Flange

as Madge Kettlewell

as Mrs. Tidey

as Gran

as Mrs. Cratchit (voice)

as Chloe Moore

as Policewoman (segment "Avarice")

as Queen Marie

as Kitty Harriman

as Kitty Harriman

as Delia Capone

as Matron

as Esme Crowfoot

as Russian Captain

as Lady Evelyn Bagley

as Mrs. Ellen Moore

as Joan Fussey

as Queen of the Fairies

as Lady Joanie Ruff-Diamond

as Self

as Chloe Gibson

as Zig-Zig

as Janet Marshall

as Désirée Dubarry

as Gran

as Emily Bung

as Matron Sweet

as Belle

as Jill Watson

as Mildred Gamely

as Mum

as Calpurnia

as Peggy Bennett

as Katryca

as Nellie Trotter

as Deborah Walcott

as Harriet Halfpenny

as Beryl Hoggins (aka Gale Tornado)

as Miss PacPherson, a typist

as Lily Duveen

as Colette

as Hortense

as Chambermaid

as Ann Foster

as Dawn

as Policewoman Gloria Passworthy

as Beryl

as Blodwen

as Miss Sarah Allcock

as Mrs. Pryor

as Student Nurse Stella Dawson

as Maude Pritchett

as Miriam

as Tea Lady

as Ethel Ransom

as Phoebe

as Sister O'Malley

as Mary

as Walter’s Secretary

as Beth Barton

as Lady Barber

as Abigail

as Marjorie Dawson

as Ice Cream Seller in the Park

as Nell

as Wendy Thomas

as Linda

as Telephone Operator

as Miss Dawn

as Telephone Operator, American Embassy (uncredited)

as Dolly Winch

as Hilda Tebbitt

as Nurse Rigor Mortis

as Edna

as Fairy Queen

as Beryl

as Bunty

as Marjorie Dawson