Steve Kanaly

as Self

as Ray Krebbs

as Detective #1

as Self

as Duke Winingham

as Frank Dumas

as Ray Krebbs

as Cmdr. Wilson

as Collier

as Hank Madden

as Narrator (voice)

as Judge Dixon

as J.T. Fuller

as J.D. Helms

as Kent

as Mr. Goodwyn

as Major Verdun

as Captain Ted Calvin

as Cowboy habersham

as Dr. Sam MacKenzie

as Ed Kerwin

as Arthur Gwen

as Sally's Husband

as Ray Krebbs

as Mr. Massey

as Ray Pierce

as Parker

as Howard Sims

as Lt. Cmdr. Lance E. "Lem" Massey

as Capt. Jerome

as Sam Cowley

as Edmonds

as Jessup

as Tom

as False barber

as Pretty Boy Floyd

as Whorehouse Lucky Jim

as Glen Fallon

as Self - Co-Host