Christopher McDonald

as Lionel Barrymore

as Thomas McNiven

as Robert

as Shooter McGavin

as Self

as Jimmy Mack

as Police Chief Richter

as Golfer

as Chris Stearns

as Grandpa Roog (voice)

as Rourke Chamberland

as Lord Capulet

as Blair / Bob

as Marty

as Wiley

as Self

as President Neil Anami

as Sheriff Roger Bostwick

as Coach Dixon

as Richard

as Bob Dickerson, Grubbin Bob

as Franks

as Self

as Jim Bassman

as Self

as Self

as Det. Paddy Sheehan

as Lawson

as Mr. Carter

as Len

as Cal

as Del Banco

as Bill

as Self

as Harry Lang

as Robert S. 'Bob' Bennett

as Lt. Galban

as Sydney

as Self

as Peter Kirkland

as Dallas Cowboys Owner

as Henry Karnes

as Riverboat

as Ken

as Mark

as Company CEO

as Casey McNeil

as Jeffrey Sheppard

as Harvey Dent / Weapons Seller (voice)

as Harvey Dent (voice)

as Jack Dietz

as Mr. Peters

as Jim Tripp

as Mr. Matthews

as Principal Stanley Brenigan

as Mr. Kerkovich

as Bill Krebb

as Tommy Jefferson

as The Player

as Harry Daugherty

as Carl Putter (voice)

as Captain Nemesis (voice)

as Dr. Preston Edwards

as Jack Phillips

as Steve

as Sargeant Bruce Mancuso

as Judge Hardy

as Self

as Alan Armstrong

as Judge Don Schakowsky

as Diamond Jim

as Eamon

as Big Chuck

as Dennis Spooner

as Lab Technician

as Dean Simmons

as Lou Landers

as Assistant Director

as Bryce Arbogast

as Tony

as Mr. Stifler

as Dr. Larry Lupin

as Adult Jake

as Mr. Pratt

as Joe DiMaggio

as Marty Schumacher

as Boss Hogg

as Mr. Stifler

as Paul Haversham

as Vic

as Roger McManus

as Terry

as Ron

as Self

as Officer Koon

as Jimmy

as Frank Thompson

as Gregory King

as Mac

as Jor-El (voice)

as Ted Shackleton

as Kidnapper Chips

as Mr. Rivers

as Self

as Bob Carroll

as Rick

as President of the USA

as Hego (voice)

as Speedy Thorne

as Dr. Addams

as Macadam Salesman

as Evan Korman

as Declan Pace

as Buddy Barnett

as Self

as Mel Allen

as Tappy Tibbons

as Todd Gross

as Martin Lombard

as Mitch Gibson

as Brad Bradburn

as Jake

as Roy Mueller

as Rex Weller

as Harold Coyle

as Kent Mansley (voice)

as Ash Gray

as Superman (voice)

as Eddie Dunne

as Self

as Mr. Frank Connor

as Alan Longhurst

as Dad

as Self - Panelist

as Jack Carlson

as Travis Cole

as Wilson Croft

as Morton Stockard

as Jon Krakauer

as Bryce Anderson

as Richard Halstrom

as Ward Cleaver

as Hugh Stanton

as Tony Potenza

as Jor-El (voice)

as Jor-El (voice)

as Donald Krupp

as Self

as Coach Kimball

as Stewart Gleick

as Shooter McGavin

as Lieutenant Meyerson

as Major Joy

as Sheriff Jack Banning

as Kerr

as Jack Barry

as Jack Walsh

as Glen

as Jack Walsh

as Tom

as Jack Walsh

as Mike

as Frank Kelbo

as Sgt. Andrew Holloman

as Dan

as Mickey Flannery

as Joey DeRuzza

as Terry Kelsey

as Matt Collins

as Senator Dixon

as Stu Cutler

as Reed Standish

as Darryl

as Victor Lange

as Robert Parker

as John Jay McIntyre

as Chris

as Peter Sin

as Jeb

as Louie Jeffries

as Dexter

as Mad Mike

as Wolff

as Lt. Richard Castillo

as George

as Steve Tyler

as Detective Mark Woods

as Eric Lane

as David Channing

as (segment "Aqua Vita")

as Sonny Dupree

as Major Tim O'Reilly

as Paul

as James

as Tony

as Terry

as Rick Walker

as Joe Flynn

as Goose McKenzie

as Buddy Butler

as Pete

as Usher