Mark Holton

as Ozzie

as Oswald Hansen

as Ozzie

as Earl

as Rob Ryan

as B.M. Fahrtz

as Weldon Brodrick

as Joe Charbonic

as Mr. Hansen

as Santa

as Sergeant Linn

as Johnny Hot-Pants

as John Wayne Gacy, Jr.

as FBI Agent - Potato

as Alexander Woollcott

as Officer 1

as Huge Man

as Mr. Zolteck

as Conductor

as Sam

as Ozzie

as Bolian

as Older Stilwell

as Alexander Woollcott

as Frank

as Animal

as David

as "It's Enrico Pallazzo!"

as Proprietor

as Denny

as Chubby

as Boss

as Governor's Aide

as Doughboy

as Son of Curly

as Guard #1

as Chubby

as Francis

as Clown / Mr. Fleck / Stanley

as Guy