Jackie Hoffman

as Sarah Bernhardt

as Self

as Patsy

as Dannys Mother

as Greta / Museum Director (voice)

as Aunt Gerry

as Dr. Judy Kreplach

as Irene

as Asst. Principal McGee

as Belinda

as Linda

as Ma

as Local Baker

as Uma Heller

as Myrtle

as Susan

as Self

as Sherry Dougal

as Amanda

as Lorraine

as Herself

as Mamacita

as Esther

as Velma

as Karen

as Rucchel Epstein

as Lady on Balcony (Mary)

as Emcee

as 'Eh' Lady

as Singer #17

as Pageant Coordinator

as Female Activist

as Frances

as Mrs. Sapperstein

as Self

as Sylvia Barnes

as Pushy Woman

as Book Publisher

as Judge Maria Felletti

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Rochelle Gaulke

as Lola Buzzard (voice)

as Group Leader

as Water Cooler (voice)

as Bird Cage Lady / City Councilwoman (voice)

as Dora

as Aunt Sylvia Largeman

as Bobbi

as Dog Spa Receptionist

as Stepsisters (voice)

as Joan

as Rhonda

as Fighting Woman

as Miss Plog

as Dilmom (voice)

as Connie Crane (voice)

as Coach Tyser

as Cora

as Self - Guest

as Jill

as What's Her Name

as Adele