Gavin MacLeod

as Self - Host

as Self

as Gavin MacLeod

as Tom

as Self / Murray Slaughter (archive footage)

as Captain Gumble (voice)

as Barker

as Jonathan Sperry

as Doorman (uncredited)

as Norris Anderson

as Self

as Uncle Stu

as Smitty

as Captain Merrill Stubing

as Cardinal Frances Abgott

as Raymond Harrick

as Gavin MacLeod (voice)

as Calvin

as Jerry Marz

as Himself

as Capt. Stubing

as Vice Principal Durfner

as Daniel (voice)

as Daniel (voice)

as Self

as Art Sommers

as Self

as Lt. Nojack

as Curt Arvey

as Self

as Self/The Mad Hatter

as Self

as Merril Stubing

as Yankee Sullivan

as Capt. Merrill Stubing

as Captain Merrill Stubing

as Mr. Ellsworth

as Self

as Jordan Robbins

as Warden

as Murray Slaughter

as Moriarty (Tank Crewman)

as 1st Director

as Kipnis

as Sgt. Kruger

as Lewie Franklin

as C. S. Divot

as Lou

as Major Kazan

as Seymour

as Harold Harmon

as Daniel Gerber

as Crosley

as Emil

as Major Zolle

as General Metzger

as General von Rauscher

as Major Kiegel

as Seaman Joseph Haines

as Hulagu Khan

as Cleveland

as Seaman Joseph 'Happy' Hanes

as Alvin Wannamaker

as Happy

as Pvt. Crotty

as Self - Guest

as Self - Co-Host

as Frankie Giff

as Maxwell Cooley

as Harry Deiner

as Gilbert Jamel

as Bryan Bender

as Professor Thayer

as Johnny

as Yeoman Ernest Hunkle

as Salesman

as Bugsy McKenna

as Whitey Metz

as Artie McLeod

as Three-Fingered Jack White

as Pvt. Saxon

as Padua - Horn's Assistant

as Rian Powers

as Police Lt.

as Mac (uncredited)

as Turk

as Lawrence Comminger

as Mortimer Hershey

as Dan Platte

as Self

as Self - Nominee