Eliza Roberts

as Fay Campbell

as Queen Genevieve

as Horror Film Expert

as Drita

as Mrs. Claus

as Dahlia McCreedie

as Ethel

as Grace Stuart

as Deirdre

as Talia

as Ruth Reddick

as Ruth Reddick

as Sandy

as Alma

as Satan

as Linda Bryant

as Jane

as Diana's Mother

as Self

as Self

as Silly Server

as Abigail

as The Mother

as Mum

as Renee Ackerman

as Debbie (Quarantales Segment)

as Nurse Christine McCoy

as Sheilah

as The Mayor

as Eliza

as Narrator (voice)

as Pam Clark

as Self

as Marlene Sagle

as Vera Joy

as Miranda

as Frannie

as Janice Clemons

as Self

as Mrs. Brownwyn

as Marlee

as Mrs. Markiewicz

as Laurie Sagat

as Spider's Mom

as Marion

as Judith

as Marion

as Aunt Kit

as Caroline

as Lisa Cavanaugh

as Erika

as First Lady

as Gwen

as Sissy

as Maria

as Mrs. Sanders

as Chief of Staff Donaldson

as Bank Teller

as Maggie Furness

as Miranda

as Female Motorist

as Patsy

as Josselyn

as Isabel (as Eliza Garrett)

as Dr. Hilda Glass

as Boys in Blue Director (as Eliza Garrett)

as Lara

as Mrs. McKinney

as Dana

as Nurse Nanette Satis

as Leslie

as Brunella

as Beth Loomis

as Mindy Binerman

as Natalie Kane