Sacha Dhawan

as Himself

as Alfie Bird

as The Master (archive footage)

as Honey

as Jaisal

as Orlo

as Dr. Sharma

as Dr Valentine

as Miracle Rabbit (voice)

as Self

as Sathnam

as Davos

as Doctor Malik

as Danny

as Astin Ray

as Majid

as Dev

as William Garrett

as Waris Hussein

as Akhtar

as Hesper Pilot

as Paul

as Jimmy Dillon

as Paul

as Narrator

as Him

as DS Manish Prasad

as Neville Landless

as Manmeet

as Sam

as Vincent

as Ajay

as Pete

as Ben

as Rajesh

as Akhtar

as Karim

as The Master

as Naveed Shabazz

as Leo Nixon

as Garrett