Mark McKinney

as Self

as Bishop Himolta

as George

as Self

as Self

as Dr. Robert

as Self

as Self

as Morris (voice)

as Jobiathan (voice)

as Self

as Cultist

as Frank Shoddy (voice)

as Todd Meaney

as Warren Baldwin

as Self

as Glenn Sturgis

as Tom

as General Pentagon

as Peach (voice)

as Lord Peel (voice)

as DIC

as Jeremy

as Gunman

as Payette

as Self

as Guard in the Hall #3

as Andy Mackinaw

as Bob Hope

as Trevor

as Narrator

as Professor Xavier Ambrose

as Bill

as Reg and Ron

as Richard Smith-Jones

as Bertley Pleakley (voice)

as Chester Kent

as Self / Various Characters (archive footage

as Husband

as Various

as Sam Cutter

as Himself

as Mr. White

as Freak #2 (voice)

as Mr. Fish

as Father Ritley

as Doctor Hogan

as Lee

as Greg

as Father Williams

as Dr. Cavan, Dog Psychologist

as Rex

as Rex Reilly

as Graydon

as Alien Doctor

as Cameo (uncredited)

as Simon / Don Roritor / Cabbie / Gunther / Cop #1 / Nina Bedford / Melanie / Drill sergeant / White-trash woman

as Guy

as John Ruskin

as Mark Carney

as Self - Guest

as Dyna Blue (voice)

as Self - Various Characters

as Various (uncredited)

as The Pat Stevens Show Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

as Master Thespian Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

as Pager (voice) (uncredited)

as Book Minute Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

as Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

as Sketch Announcer (voice) (uncredited)