Alec Sulkin

as Jurgis

as Self

as Obi-Wan

as Guy at Fair

as Imperial Shuttle Guard #1 / Man #2 (voice)

as Various Characters (voice)

as (voice)

as Various Characters (voice)

as Various Characters (voice)

as Doctor / Tomik (voice)

as Rabbi (voice)

as Mole (voice)

as Man (voice)

as Jim Brady (voice)

as Slave / Thomas Jefferson (voice)

as Blue Ghost / Judd Nelson / Chicken's Friend (voice)

as Adam Kenneth Handleman / Movie Clerk / Blind Guy (voice)

as Floyd (voice)

as Sharhooz (voice)

as Jewish Guy #1 (voice)

as Wavyhair Doucheston

as Turtle / Nude Vampire / Kate's Dad (voice)

as Paramedic #1 (voice)

as Gym Teacher / Doctor (voice)

as Fat Boy #2 / Pirate / Robber #2 (voice)

as Twin #1 / Italian Son #1 (voice)

as Guy at Book Reading (voice)

as Fish #1 / Indian Trite / Jewish Man (voice)

as Jesus Christ / Dog / Excavator (voice)

as Superman / Co-Worker #2 / Cop (voice)

as Waiter / Guard (voice)

as Jesus Christ (voice)

as Moise the Low Energy Bar Mitzvah Clown (voice)

as Guard #2 (voice)

as New York Mook (voice)

as (voice)

as Cobra (voice)

as Cat (voice)

as Devil (voice)