Dave Thomas

as Self

as Self (archive footage)

as Self - Actor, SCTV

as Self

as Cleve Kelso (voice)

as Himself

as Self

as Bill Duffy

as Additional Voices (voice)

as Agent Todd (voice)

as Doug McKenzie

as Michael

as Self

as Tuke (voice)

as Narrator

as Pastor Timmons

as Chuck Gerussi

as Andrew Jursic

as Dick Scarn

as Michael

as Dr. Bertner

as Self

as Dave McGonigal

as Michael

as Red

as Dr. Omar Olson

as Carl Hughes

as Freddy Kablinski

as Trevor

as Tuke (voice)

as Tuke (voice)

as The Ghost of Christmas Specials Past (Bob Hope)

as Dave McGonigal

as Uncle Billy

as Flapjack

as Harv Hickman (voice)

as Ernst (voice)

as Hugo (voice)

as Harold Grisham

as Bob Hope

as Willy Drucker

as Uncle Tug

as Mr. Czelanski (voice)

as Dr. Eulmeyer (voice)

as Flapjack

as Chris

as Mean Bob (voice)

as Mailman (voice)

as Jimsey (voice)

as Lane Pratley / Mr. Burton (voice)

as Lane Pratley (voice)

as Wayne (voice)

as Toothless Loser (voice)

as Steve Goodman / T. Anderson Kearney (voice)

as (voice)

as Ambrose (voice)

as Gretta / Lane Pratley (voice)

as Lane Prately (voice) (uncredited)

as Tom Foster

as Ernie Barrett

as Tad Venom (voice)

as Self

as Russell Norton

as King Arthur (voice)

as Highmaster

as Larry

as Additional Voices (voice)

as Dave Thomas

as Boris Badunov

as Chief Prairie Dog

as Wynn Dalton / Dwayne Gary Steckler

as Lionel Tower

as Bob Hope (voice)

as Roger Ebert

as Rocket Boy

as Gary Marcus

as Self

as Professor Henry Osgood

as Jerry Swit

as Sam Sleaze

as Narrator

as Leland Lizard (voice)

as Doug McKenzie

as Self- Guest

as Himself

as M.C.

as Various

as Various

as Howie

as Militia Captain

as Petrie

as Self - Various Characters

as Self - Co-Host

as Doug McKenzie (uncredited)

as Self