Martin Freeman

as Nigel

as Colonel Havilland de Luce

as Superintendent Battle

as James

as Dad

as Master Hora

as Malcolm Brass

as Self

as Jonathan Miller

as Everett K. Ross

as Everett Ross

as Self

as Harold Wallach

as Chris Carson

as Self

as Jack (voice)

as Everett K. Ross (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Bob Cratchit (voice)

as Self

as Graham

as Paul Worsley

as Martin Freeman - Self / Steve Fulcher

as Charlie

as Steve Fulcher

as Thomas

as self

as Consultant Cardiologist

as Everett K. Ross

as Charles Cameron / Mike Priddle

as Charlie

as Andy

as Poe De Spell (voice)

as Jeff

as Phil Rask

as Everett K. Ross

as Iain MacKelpie

as Himself

as Himself

as Dr. John Watson

as Self - Voice of The Pirate with a Scarf

as Stick Man (voice)

as Self - Guest

as Milton Fruchtman

as Bilbo Baggins

as Narrator

as Lester Nygaard

as Self

as Young Brian Pern

as Himself / Dr. Watson

as Dr. John Watson

as Bilbo Baggins

as Self

as Bernard D. Elf (voice)

as Martin Freeman

as Oliver Chamberlain

as Don

as Doctor Williams

as Self

as Bilbo Baggins

as Albert

as The Pirate With A Scarf

as Dr. Watson, Self

as Pirate with a Scarf (voice)

as Simon Forester

as Self - Guest

as Alvin Finkel

as Himself

as John Watson

as Dixon

as Clive Buckle

as Paul Maddens

as James McKenzie

as Chris Curry

as Self

as Self

as Danny Reed

as Self

as Boss

as Narrator (voice)

as Rembrandt

as Self - Guest

as The Pig (voice)

as Mr. Codlin

as Rembrandt van Rijn

as Greg Wilson

as Jeremy

as Kevin

as Chris Ashworth

as Himself

as Self

as Met Sergeant

as Gary Shaller

as Sandy

as Self

as Matt

as Himself

as Self

as The Man

as Self

as Ed Robinson

as Arthur Dent

as Self

as Vila

as Kevin

as Fleck (voice)

as Declan

as Lord Shaftesbury

as D.S. Stringer

as John

as Terry Ross

as Terry Ross

as Mike

as Self

as Self

as DC Stone

as Richard "Ricky C" Cunningham

as Self

as Tim Canterbury

as Dwight

as Solomon

as Doctor

as Jaap

as Frank

as Self

as Self - Host

as Stuart

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Ricky Beck

as Self - Host

as Steve Marriott

as The pirate

as Wim

as Kyle Roberts

as Walter