Michael Berryman

as William

as Captain

as Self

as Jed

as Willie

as Self

as The Plutonium Killer (voice)

as The Host

as Jeff Bedford

as Self

as Principal Lucas

as Caretaker Robert Lockwood

as Himself

as Forney

as Derek

as Self

as Raymond

as Detective Pluto

as Crau

as The Devil

as T. Hills

as Cadaver

as Self

as Hobbs

as The Surgeon

as Michael Berryman

as Dr. Pepperdine

as Jonah Crane

as The Founder

as Self

as The Ice Cream Man

as David Horn

as Crazy Earl

as Trevor

as Dirtmaster (archive footage)

as Virgil Magnus

as Gunnar

as Arthur Delman

as Mike

as Fred

as William

as Zombie Head

as Mr. Harker

as Clayton Sparks

as Seymour

as Philip Farmsworth Jr.

as Col. Petrov

as Obeah

as Mort

as Leroy

as Gil Wachetta

as Jack

as Gas Station Attendant

as The Seer

as Clevon

as Self

as Principal

as Self

as Michael Berryman

as Chives

as The Tech

as Quesada

as Angel

as Chives

as Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask

as Maniac Leader

as Owen Lee Jarvis

as Larry

as Teacher

as Matthew

as Herman

as Mr. Balzac

as Pilgrim #1

as Lisker

as Highway Man #1

as Queen

as Mortician

as Self - Host

as Host

as Apartment Manager

as Rupert Van Helsing

as Sybok Warrior (uncredited)

as The Mummy

as Cpl. Catlett

as Acme Labs Man

as Captain Rixx

as Chromedome

as Dirtmaster

as Starfleet Display Officer

as F.C.

as Rick

as Mutant #1

as Quecho

as Pluto

as Mutant Biker

as The Devil

as Valet

as Chainsaw

as William Gluntz

as Mental Patient

as 1st Bandit

as Pluto

as Ellis

as Coroner

as Otis Greves

as The Godmichael

as The Huntsman