John Candy

as Self (archive footage)

as Self (archive footage)

as Self (archive footage)

as Self (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Self - Actor (archive footage)

as Self (archive footage)

as Self (archive footage)

as Self (archive footage)

as Sheriff Bud B. Boomer

as James Harlow

as Self (archive footage)

as Yuri Petrovich (uncredited)

as Self

as Irv

as Cliff Murdoch - Announcer (uncredited)

as Narrator (voice)

as Kalishak

as Augie Morosco

as Dean Andrews

as Jack Gable

as Danny Muldoon

as C.D. Marsh (uncredited)

as Target Store Manager

as Dennis / Eldona

as Gus Polinski

as Wilbur (voice)

as Self

as Beer Truck Driver

as Narrator (voice)

as Yosh Shmenge (archive footage)

as Himself

as (voice)

as Buck Russell

as The Hawk

as Charlie

as Harry Crumb

as Self

as Host

as Don The Horse (Voice)

as Chet Ripley

as Chet (uncredited)

as Del Griffith

as Barf

as Clip Maxwell

as Wink Wilkinson

as Howard Jensen (segment "Cursed With Charisma")

as Frank Dooley

as Himself

as Self

as Wallace Osgood

as Self

as Tom Tuttle

as Jack Chester

as State Trooper

as Spike Nolan

as Yosh Shmenge

as Marcel

as Self

as Freddie Bauer

as John Bourgignon

as Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld

as Self

as Self

as Self - Guest

as Himself

as Desk Sergeant / Dan / Den / Robot (voice)

as Dewey "Ox" Oxberger

as Various

as Burton Mercer

as John

as Pinky

as Pvt. Foley

as Carpentier

as Simonsen

as Kopek

as Self - Various Characters

as Ollie

as Cooper

as Self - Host

as Juan Gavino (uncredited)

as Kopek

as Self

as Weatherman

as Paule (uncredited)

as Self