Jack Weston

as Charlie Farnsworth (archive footage)

as Oscar Baldwin

as Max Kellerman

as Marty Freed

as Duke Best

as Uncle Willie

as Elton

as Danny Zimmer

as Struts

as Danny Zimmer

as Benny Murray

as Larry Gutman

as William Botibol

as Joker Martin

as Irving Greenfield

as Gaetano Proclo

as Maffio Polo

as Al Zabrocki

as Mr. Randall

as Job Cheyne

as Ben (Story 4)

as Det. Meyer Meyer

as Andy McPherson

as Joe Girgis

as Self

as Harvey Greenfield

as Potter Shrader

as Prince Haroun

as Erwin

as Randolph Riker

as Carlino

as Self - Guest / Various Characters

as Gerberman

as Marty

as Griffin

as Lester

as Pig

as Hannibal Rex

as Buzz Conway

as Cash

as George Stickel

as Coach Fred Campbell

as Homer Fargis

as Joao Esposa

as Self

as Silly McCree

as Gogi Zito

as Davey 'Fatso' Lambert

as Leopold

as Self

as Walter Hathaway

as Dr. Justin Muntag

as Signalman Burford Taylor

as Lasker

as Edward Dean

as Maurice Reynard

as Joe Positano

as Julius Moomer

as Charlie Farnsworth

as Stage manager

as NCO at Party (uncredited)

as Frank

as Fred Calvert

as Otto

as Samuel Sprig

as Wesley

as Freddie Pringle

as Bill

as Elevator Man

as Soldier

as Lumpkin