Max Perlich

as Morty Baum

as Uncle Don

as Alfred

as Self

as Leroy

as Benoit the Butler

as Det. Canto

as Sam Sherman

as Sammy Tonin

as Georgie Bautista

as Jimmy "the Snitch"

as Walsh

as Darryl

as Hank

as Bob

as Russell

as Officer Lawson

as Self

as Paul

as Deputy Kerrigan

as Isaac Edgerly

as Murphy

as Deputy

as Freddie

as Ponyboy Harris

as Lester

as Mason Kazinski

as Chill

as Kevin Dulli

as Self

as Ivan

as Darby

as Rune

as Steve

as Landlord

as Flacco

as J.H. Brodie

as Carl Schecter

as Will

as Meyer Lansky Ages 19-28

as Lieutenant Brian Shebanski

as Laygan

as Scotty

as Assistant Undertaker

as Echidna (voice)

as Easy Gary

as Cole

as Lou Jr.

as Wayne

as Whistler

as Harold Cantrell

as Desk Clerk at Cowboy Style Hotel

as Billy Hopkins

as Ralph

as Kev

as Boo

as Mack

as Tom

as Axel Goldman

as Chad

as Tony

as Jimmy

as Tony Fazio

as Aggie's Drummer (uncredited)

as Johnny Hardin

as Evan

as JJ

as J.H. Brodie

as Walker

as Eugene

as Orderly #1

as Hank

as Pete Sakes

as Kid

as David

as Frankie

as Yabbo

as Shadow

as Busboy

as Carter

as Sam Ash

as Lester

as Benny

as Mad Maxie

as Sandy Morrison

as Economics Student - Anderson